I’m really diggin’ this submission.

The neon sweater, handlebar mustache, and denim go great together like other traditional classics including pizza and beer or steak and potatos.

There’s a lot going on here, but like my wife made sure I pointed out, you can’t always judge a Beater from a still photo. SO, to save marital face, I’ll just say “nice jacket and wizard hat bro.”

Nothing like a good old fashioned, faded fart bag to take us back to our roots.

I’m not even sure I can tag these as ski blades. Boarder blades? I saw these on the deck and mistook them for legitimate MTN approach (.com) tools but then I saw the binders were fixed to the boards. Confused, I didn’t even think to take a pic of them. I heard tale of people seeing the rider on these but they sound like ski blades made even dumber.

Dad’s so busy doing everything for the whole family he doesn’t even have time to go shopping for new boots. Next year, get dad what he really wants. Quick Poles (.com) bitches!

I’m telling you, alpine sports are more enjoyable when you’re comfortable. I think everyone needs to be wearing all white (acid washed?) Pajama Jean suits next season.

Instead of an “obligatory” weed related post for our 420th Beater, I instead submit to you, our gentle connoisseurs of Bruce, this color coordinated fanny pack man. Notice how the swoosh, pocket rockets, helmet, and adventure prone North Face attire all compliment one another. Magical.

(I wonder if this guy was really posing, and if so, where he thought the pic would end up.)

This long range shot of a straight board toting fart bagger begins our latest update.

Double powder cord bonus!
I think Bruce is wearing a puffy coat on this particular 50 degree day because he wants his warning to be visible. He’s probably calling in a preemptive rescue here so they’ll be ready for his inevitable need for assistance. Thanks Ralph Lauren!

OG Bruce doesn’t seem too stoked on the FWT. Oh well.

Be still my beating heart.