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9/30/14

It won’t be long now people…

I seriously slacked on the .com side of things. beatermeter on instagram is the way to go, but I’ll try to stay on top of things here this coming winter too.

I *just* uploaded 83 pics from instagram. They’re mostly the same thing you saw over there. It was fun strolling down the recent parts of memory lane and remembering all the magic I already forgot. You can’t make this stuff up.

Lots of big things coming. Shirts, stickers, koozies. Hit me up if you’re interested in anything or if you’re finally ready to share those gold nuggets you’ve been hoarding through the heat of summer. 

See you on the slopes.

Bruce@beatermeter.com

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This is one of my favorite shots on the site.
Did you feel that cranial pop? It was this guy #blowingyourmind maaaaaaaan! Holy Shit! This might be one of the best ski pics ever taken. Don’t miss a thing. Study this hard. Do you see the day passes on his #BOOTS?!?! Ski walkers? Walkman? Double knee braces w/ spandex shorts?!?! Boda bag? This guy is a bada$$. #hideyowife thanks for the pic sideshow!

This is one of my favorite shots on the site.

Did you feel that cranial pop? It was this guy #blowingyourmind maaaaaaaan! Holy Shit! This might be one of the best ski pics ever taken. Don’t miss a thing. Study this hard. Do you see the day passes on his #BOOTS?!?! Ski walkers? Walkman? Double knee braces w/ spandex shorts?!?! Boda bag? This guy is a bada$$. #hideyowife thanks for the pic sideshow!

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Happy #humpday Bruce! What are you up to today? Digging holes in the valley? Hiking to ski the powder that’s manking w/ the quickness? Rolling around on top of a sliver of your vast fortune while you wonder what all the poor people are doing? Either way, enjoy and we’ll see you this weekend @snowbird. #weekendsonly #wecouldiftheywould #buttheywontsowecant

Happy #humpday Bruce! What are you up to today? Digging holes in the valley? Hiking to ski the powder that’s manking w/ the quickness? Rolling around on top of a sliver of your vast fortune while you wonder what all the poor people are doing? Either way, enjoy and we’ll see you this weekend @snowbird. #weekendsonly #wecouldiftheywould #buttheywontsowecant

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Like this?

Like this?

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#AmazingRay is trying to make things better for future generations with his visionary sliding apparatus. Here we see his “slip board.” The orientation is correct for the haters @altaskiarea, but ironically it’s one of his worst ideas yet. @altaskiarea ”it’s not about the equipment you have, it’s about your orientation.” You have to go straight to enjoy the public lands they hold hostage and monopolize for profit. Even though it looks like you can go straight on these, you cannot. Hence, the slip board. No ones thighs are strong enough and no one is bow legged enough to leverage these things and get them on edge. Nice try though. @wasatchequality #onewasatch #altaisforeveryone #stopthehate #imdonerantingnow

#AmazingRay is trying to make things better for future generations with his visionary sliding apparatus. Here we see his “slip board.” The orientation is correct for the haters @altaskiarea, but ironically it’s one of his worst ideas yet. @altaskiarea ”it’s not about the equipment you have, it’s about your orientation.” You have to go straight to enjoy the public lands they hold hostage and monopolize for profit. Even though it looks like you can go straight on these, you cannot. Hence, the slip board. No ones thighs are strong enough and no one is bow legged enough to leverage these things and get them on edge. Nice try though. @wasatchequality #onewasatch #altaisforeveryone #stopthehate #imdonerantingnow

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#youknowwhereyouare? #youreinthejunglebaby

#youknowwhereyouare? #youreinthejunglebaby

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4/28/14 @snowbird spring pow day outterwear success story.

4/28/14 @snowbird spring pow day outterwear success story.

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Regram from @el_pouch. Strong work bud. #familyaffair

Regram from @el_pouch. Strong work bud. #familyaffair

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Ragram from @rossdhayes. @altaskiarea is still open for stuff like this to go down. #highlydesirable

Ragram from @rossdhayes@altaskiarea is still open for stuff like this to go down. #highlydesirable

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I’m confused.

I’m confused.

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So much rack free innovation these days…

So much rack free innovation these days…

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#yeahBruce headhuntin’ bazooka carryin’ gaper gap day pass high fashion look of confusion. #youredoingitwrong

#yeahBruce headhuntin’ bazooka carryin’ gaper gap day pass high fashion look of confusion. #youredoingitwrong

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"Bruce’s wet dream," Big Mike. 📷@sselkirk19 #layback #nothingbuttrouble

"Bruce’s wet dream," Big Mike. 📷@sselkirk19 #layback #nothingbuttrouble

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Family ties.

Family ties.